Today was a monumental day in the writing career of Daniel Miller.

He got paid. He got his first ever royalties report. (With the other book he did, he just got paid in one lump sum. It was a great take, but he doesn’t want to see the sales reports…He’ll just thank the Internet bubble and presently stop talking about himself in the third person.)

Thank you Relevant Media Group! We love you!

Everyone, buy I Am Relevant! Help me pay another 6 days rent!

Every long journey begins with one small step. Or something.

I think I’m going to start just making silly titles for every entry.