No Baby Pictures, Please

No baby pictures, please - Los Angeles Times:

I’M A DECENT FRIEND: I’m happy when you’re happy, sad when you’re sad, thrilled when your career isn’t going better than mine.

So when you have a child — or more accurately in Los Angeles, twins — I’m overjoyed that you got to experience the miracle of fertility treatments. But I don’t want you to e-mail me your baby pictures.

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