"Might Be the Best (Sentence) to Ever Appear in a Magazine"

Weekly Review (Harper’s Magazine):

It was discovered that a woman who paid a South Korean company to create five clones of her pitbull Booger was Joyce McKinney, a former Miss Wyoming who escaped British authorities in 1977 after abducting a Mormon missionary, securing him to a bed with mink-lined handcuffs, and raping him three times.

via @jbenton

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