Web copywriters need to get hired in the first place. Then we* can enjoy the dubious luxury of going on strike. The picket signs will read thusly:
Sometimes I don’t want to hear hope. Sometimes I want to be snarky in a different accent and with better shoes. It’s the writer in me. Snarkiness is next to godliness. Sometimes, though, hope just suits me better.
Also, I’m American. And I’m learning to deal with that.